What we watched: The Island of Dr. Moreau. Who we watched it for: Fairuza Balk (technically) What we thought: The fact that there is an entire…

What we watched: The Woman in Black. Who we watched it for: Daniel Radcliffe. What we thought: Baby Dan Rad gets a pass simply because he was…

What we watched: Poolman. Who we watched it for: Chris Pine (Best Chris). What we thought: Chris Pine should be proud of the fact that he…

What we watched: Risen. Who we watched it for: Tom Felton. What we thought: If they'd stuck with…

What we watched: Halloween H2O: Twenty Years Later. Who we watched it for: Jamie Lee Curtis and Josh Hartnett (and his terrible hair). What we thought: Fun and silly, just…

What we watched: Virus. Who we watched it for: Jamie Lee Curtis. What we thought: Jamie Lee refers to this film as...

What we watched: The Mummy (2017) Who we watched it for: Marwan Kenzari. What we thought: A spectacular...

What we watched: Looney Tunes: Back in Action. Who we watched it for: Brendan Fraser. What we thought: It's no Space Jam, but…

What we watched: Point Blank. Who we watched it for: Anthony Mackie. What we thought: This movie is best served by pretending it's just…

What we watched: Pain & Gain. Who we watched it for: Anthony Mackie.

What we watched: The Quiet Ones. Who we watched it for: Sam Claflin.

What we watched: Hitman. Who we watched it for: Timothy Olyphant.

What we watched: Five Nights at Freddy's. Why we watched it: Josh Hutcherson.

What we watched: Triple Frontier. Why we watched it: Oscar Isaac and Pedro Pascal.

What we watched: Fright Night. Who we watched it for: David Tennant.

What we watched: Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves. Who we watched it for: Chris Pine (Best Chris).

What we watched: Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights. Who we watched it for: Diego Luna.

What we watched: Overlord. Who we watched it for: 5 minutes of Joseph Quinn.

What we watched: Fools Rush In. Who we watched it for: Matthew Perry (RIP)

What we watched: Candyman. Who we watched it for: Yahya Abdul-Mateen & Teyonah Parris.